toaster bird

more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.

look at those toaster birds flying around! they are so beautiful!

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Toaster boy

Is an addiction with toasters and wants to be one . Loves toasters and wants to be one .

Teacher: what do you want to be when your older

Adam: a toaster

William: toaster boy

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Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.

That throat toaster qas tasty.

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Sex Toaster

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.

My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.

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moster toaster

A crazy paranoid short person. Often seen perfroming in a circus show. Associated with sideshow freaks.

We threw rocks at the moster toaster and it cried

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toaster

Asshole

Don't be such a Toaster.

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stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk

Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce

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