Australian slang. A group of friends get together, go to one person's house, and drink all the alcohol in that person's fridge. They then travel to the next location, usually by biking, scootering, or walking, to drink all the alcohol in the next friend's fridge. This process is repeated until the group of friends have visited all of each others houses and drank all of the alcohol in each of their friends' fridges.
This is usually performed on the last day of year 12, however, tour de fridge is not limited to this occasion.
Person 1: Hey, I reckon we should start tour de fridge off at Davo's house.
Person 2: Yeah, sounds good mate. Tommo's house is one block over so reckon we'll go there next.
when you've spent all day masturbating to the point where it takes you 14 hours to cum once.
suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!
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To go on a Drug Binge.
Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Michael: Yo man, what are you doing tonight?
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
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The comeback tour is, kickass.
Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"
Mark "What?"
Kevin "Kickass."
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Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
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A hateful phrase used by skaters/inliners when a skatepark i crowded with BMX bikers.
Example:
Skater1: Dude, all these bmx'ers are really messin with my flow.
Skater2: Yeah, it's a friggin Tour de France out there!
Skater1: Tell me about it..
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Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row
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