Track Hoe

1. A hydraulic excavator, used in construction to dig holes or trenches for infrastructure.

2. A prostitute that works the street, or "track".

eg 1: "Hey Bill, load that track hoe on the lowbed and haul it to the next location."

eg 2: "Stay away from that track hoe Brad, you never know what diseases she may carry."

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Track and Field

The practice of rapidly tapping a woman's clitorus as if slapping the buttons to make the olympic athlete run on the game "Track and Field" released by Konami in 1983.

I bent her over doggy, reached around and played track and field last night.

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moose tracks

When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.

I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.

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secret track

baby its been ten years in the making
and we've come to feel so good
everyday is like a blessing
we earned ourselves a piece

Its been painful, its been hard
felt like a fish in the Sahara
ached to find one thing thats true
never seeing why we're blue

baby its been ten years in the making
come closer than anyone before
I've saved a little bit of heaven
knowing you could do it too

This is the secret track. Its on the album but nobody has ever found it coz its well hidden. I cannot tell you where to find it. You must do it yourself.

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Fuckin' for tracks

To provide sexual favors in exchange for musical production. This can and usually does encompass many forms of sexual gratification as payment for the vast kinds of technical direction needed to create a song or "track".

Record Producer #1: Whaddup dawg, I'm crazy broke right now.

Record Producer #2: Wait didn't you just finish working on that new Joss Stone project over at EMI?

Record Producer #1: Yeah but she don't be payin' with cash. She likes Fuckin' for tracks.

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Carry the Track

When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.

Yo bro, I gotta drop flipper in the harbor, you good to Carry the Track?

Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint

you left ball tracks on my toilet seat