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probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.
trombone man: i play the trombone.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
The ideal true self of a user.
He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.
A brass instrument with a slide that makes the instrument longer, which alters the note you play. Like many brass instruments, there is a mouthpiece that you buzz into to produce a sound.
This one time in band camp, I fell on the field and my trombone had a huge dent in it
The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.
Person 1: "I play trombone!"
Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"
The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.
The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"
"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"