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If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!
Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it
Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone
Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away
I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it
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Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit
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"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.
"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".
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That one racing game where you can have sex with the racers by going behind them and they rubberband to the finish line. The same works with cop cars, but you can smash their asses, unlike racers. The game has become popular by adding super sexy mods to it, including the Pepega Edition mod. These mods make you have better sex with Condition 1 cops and Corvettes etc.
Me: loses 10 million bounty in a chase in Need For Speed: Most Wanted
Also me: FAK!
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The phrase all of us say when we make regrets after regrets after regrets. Especially when those regrets bite us in the ass HARD. More likely to say it, and with more passion, especially when the consequences of your regrets are spelt out for you right in front of your face.
Idk why i said this, i want to fucking die.
Idk why i keep doing the same, godawful shit, i want to fucking die.
Why the fuck did i think this was okay, i want to fucking die.
Why the fuck is all of this bullshit happening to me, i want to fucking die.
‘I want to go home’ may be said by a suicidal or depressed person meaning that nowhere they are feels like home because of how unfamiliar or hard they may think life is. Home is a place which is familiar and comforting to yourself and so a person may be using this phrase because to them home just becomes an idea and place that they can't reach. Meaning that when someone wishes to go home, they are just wishing not to exist or to die (kill themselves ).
’I can’t do this anymore, I want to go home’ said Olivia. She wanted nothing more than to go home, to cease to exist.
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