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Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022


Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 16, 2023


Wired

When your high on drugs

Dude, is that weed cuz I feel wired

by Petergriffin#awesome December 15, 2017


Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.

Are you wired, or with the feds?”

by suraimu May 11, 2021


Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 7, 2018


Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.

Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.

by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022


wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.

My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.

by TheManWithNoVocabKnowledge June 21, 2018