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When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves
Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good
The process of snorting the cheeses build up from a morbidly obese woman’s fat rolls
“Damn they Got fat bitches her, I’m suddenly craving some oodie woodie”
To have have a raging erect penis,
To have a crazy boner
Dude, Franco i have a major Toody Woody right now.
Stop it babe, you’re giving me a toody woody.
walking with your penis instead of your legs
man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home
Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
Woody dab dank meme is a dank meme in which the famous toy story character, Woody, dabs. When woody dabs, a black hole is created and the universe is destroyed by it, because of this, many people say this dank meme is fake. Which is true. Woody never dabs. Only when there are no other options.
Man, i loved that Woody dab dank meme video, it was sure as hell funny!
The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.
I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.