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worst case scenarioism

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.

Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.

by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021


In the worst way

a great deal.

Positive Desire: "I miss going to concerts in the worst way. I can't wait for things to get back to normal."
Negative Consequence: "Leaving the dishes in the sink overnight attracted ants in the worst way. Now we have to spend all morning cleaning them up."

by Arminkshipper July 10, 2024


Worsted Awnclairve

An old time good good from the days before the war. Corn bread basted in a light Worcestershire sauce, warmed in the belly of a carnivorous whale, and aged in the hot Arabian sun for 27 days.

My wife makes a mean Worsted Awnclairve, it's the rage you know.

by Kimble kap April 21, 2020


worst rock band

crush 40

crush 40 is the worst example of a "rock band"
their music is shit

jimmy: what the fuck are you listening to?
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence

by notmemes May 14, 2019


Worst sound ever

When I give birth. *insert terrible screaming*

Please everyone have your ears shut, I am about to give birth! That's going to be the worst sound ever!

by A dying goat April 8, 2018


Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022


The worst take

I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.

Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!

And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023