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something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.
hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?
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One B.A.M.F. of a bear. Unlike it's relative the brown bear, this beast will kick the ever loving shit out of YOU. Seriously, these things are huge mother fuckers, and could kick Mr. T's ass. If you encounter a grizzly, don't run; They're faster. Don't try to climb a tree; They're faster. Don't hide; They're smarter. And they can see through walls. And trees. They grizzly was once very similar to the brown bear, but while the brown bear decided to go on its pussy bitch ways, the grizzly decided to break anything that tried fucking with it, from small children to garbadge trucks. Over time, this case of serious bad assery allowed the grizzly to evolve and level up, allowing him to gain new abilities, skils and powers. Once the grizzly reaches a new level (which should be within the next year if it continues its grinding patterns), it will gain the LAZER eye ability, poplarized by the great eagle of Anubarak. Needles to say, once the grizzly reaches level 527, we're all pretty much fucked. Running a simulation to detrermine the average experience per annum devided by the increasing level requirement, we can predict the grizzly will rule the world by mid-to-late 22 century. The only option and chance of survival if a grizzly is encountered on your travels is to seranade it by speaking kindly and softy (and possibly making slight innuendo implications), and praying not only to your god, but to every god you know of that the monster before you takes pitty on your pathetic attempt to beg for your life, and decides your tough meat might infect its young and you're too feeble for it to simply club to death with its massive, yet somehow gentle claws. That, or if you have a gun. A fucking huge gun. Oh, and in the case of a zombie invasion, if there are zombie grizzlys, the world is FUCKED. Straight up. That is, if the grizzly can get infected. That means the zombies would have to get close enough to the bear to bite it. And that's just plain not going to happen. Rest easy young ones, rest easy. For now.
Joe: OMFG Bob, that's a Grizzly Bear!
*In a matter of seconds, due to the lack of response from Bob, Joe will realise Bob ran upon seeing the bear and neglected to tell Joe out of pure fear and as to give him a better chance of escaping. Joe dies within 0.02 seconds of this realisation, and despite his obvious advantage, Bob is hunted and killed within 0.04 seconds. You see, when your chance of escape is 0%, it doesn't matter how much you multiply it by, you're still fucked.*
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You deliver a swift boot kick to the chest then go in with the shocker (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) then perform a barrel role throw her up in the air and finish with a pecker slap to the face
She would not stop crying after i gave her the Travey bear.
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an endearing nickname wives usually give to their husbands named Larry.
larr bears are usually big, fluffy, and cuddly hubbies with huge muscles and kind hearts.
I'm gonna hug my larr bear when I get home.
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The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.
If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.
Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!
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Adj. - To identify any living thing as a good source of protein before cutting its head off and eating it.
Guy 1: I threw a large piece of wood at a rabbits head and killed it.
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!
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1. A good friend or lover who is very snuggable; usually used to address that person.
2. An actual teddy bear designed for snuggling, as opposed to displaying in a collection.
1. Come here, snuggle bear, and give me a big hug!
2. Beanie Babies make terrible snuggle bears; I need something I can hold in my arms without dropping.
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