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One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
A word/definition posted on Urban Dictionary that was swiped by a moderator and used as their own.
What the hell? I posted a definition on UD but it's been edited and posted under someone else's username! Freakin' Urban Dictionary Thief mods.
Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats
Carseat thief likes young children in carseats
The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.
“Hey check out The Fish Thief Ray Ray running off with our fish!!!”
One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.
That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.
A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
That bitch is such a boner thief
A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....