Third Shift

When it is late enough into the night where just about anyone starts showing up to a party. Typically used to describe the wave of ugly girls that show up to a fraternity party after their closed party with a hot sorority ends.

Guy 1: "Hey is that Hilary? Look at her backfat!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like the third shift just rolled in"

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Third Nipple

Used in the phrase "Don't take it to the third nipple!"
The "third nipple" is non-existant because it's one too many body parts we need, so it's used to refer to when someone is over reacting to something or is about to say something that's exaggerative (<-is that a word?).

"Oh my GOD!! I'm going to kill you! You lil' sonuvabitch!! Why I ought.."
"Whoa dude, don't take it to the third nipple!"

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Safety third

Beer first.

Trail second.

Safety third.

A hasher's mantra.

"We should probably wait for the light to-"

"SAFETY THIRD!"

"Before we jump, do we have any idea how deep that water?"

"Does it matter? Safety third!"

"So we could go down this nice easy switchback over here, but the marks point straight down this really dangerous-looking slope and there's a 'Beer Near' sign... You know what they say about beer, trail and safety! Follow those marks!"

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third rail

a great break up line

go touch the third rail

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One Third

A derogatory term used to describe obnoxious, loud, and inconsiderate black people.

Chester is quietly studying in his dorm when all of a sudden, a group of black people come charging down the halls ripping things off the walls, banging on doors, and quoting "Lil Wayne." Chester says to himself, "Fuck the One Third in this school."

Jim and Jamal are in there rooms trying to sleep, meanwhile they over here a disturbance in the hall ways...
"Shit homie that Solja Boy concert was off da hook, lemme get wild and run da hallways crankin it!"

Jamal says to Jim, "Those One Third really gives my race a bad name."

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third coast

Gulf coast of Texas and Louisiana. Refers to a genre of music including Austin-based alt-country, folk, and zydego.

The third coast radio program plays artists like Robert Earl Keene, and Buckwheat Zydego.

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third-wave

the third generation of feminism, which generally refers to anywhere from 1990-present, whereby young women no longer view men as the devil. They simply hope to gain the same sexual, intellectual and emotional rights that men already enjoy. Third wave feminists believe that while women have come a long way in society, there is still more to be done. Concerns of third-wave feminists may include sexual harassment, domestic violence, the wage gap, sexual inequalities, eating disorders, ect.

"You're just a man-bashing, cross dressing feminist!"
"Nah, it's cool. I'm third-wave."

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