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Thoughtful Gift

A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.

M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."

by tiredofXmas December 24, 2010

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I never thought

U didn’t think of sumthin and then someone tells u sumthin and then u like ohhh I never thought

Jarod : hey gurl did u see the new episode last night I thought the bitch was gon get raped

Monica: ohhh I never thought

by Thick mamba July 30, 2018

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These Thots Ain't Thoughts

Statement about the indifference one feels towards individuals, of either gender, without sexual self respect.

Carlos: She cheated on me fam. Twice. And I thought I loved her.

Dante: You thought wrong my guy. These thots ain't thoughts.

by Yen And Zen December 19, 2016


Happy Shadow Thoughts

A running joke for the book Keeper of the Lost Cities: Flashback by Shannon Messenger Linh and Sophie were annoying Tam.

“Linh grinned. “I think I need to get Happy Shadow Thoughts embroidered on a tunic for you- with a bunch of smiley faces.”

“I definitely think I need to see him wear that,” Sophie agreed. “Especially if it’s pink.”

“Hot pink,” Linh decided. “With sparkly letters.”

“And it should say Angry echoes-beware! on the back!” Sophie added.”

by emilycno January 31, 2023


closed systems of thought

A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.

During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.

-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut

by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019


Franc for your thoughts

A simple way of asking what's on someone's mind, and a way of giving their thoughts credit if the person is feeling down. Used in the movie Casablanca.

It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.

Ilsa: Franc for your thoughts?
Rick: *chuckles* In America, they're only worth a penny.

by Vintage Translator February 3, 2019


depressed thought disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to

John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him

by ImAFluidSexual April 2, 2021