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When a person farts on one of those long plastic bench seats at McDonalds and it makes thunder sounds. If done well enough, people on the other end will both feel and hear the thunder.
The idea is to do it as slowly as possible to get the greatest effect from the other patrons in the restaurant.
We knew we would probably be asked to leave when Micajah sat down at the thunderseat.
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The feeling when you haven't ejaculated in so long that they start to feel like your balls are going to explode.
When Mark decided to stop masturbating, he had no idea of the pain of thunder balls and was sorely unprepared for the pain ahead.
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A Thunder Biscuit is a fart let out with such a force that it causes your buttcheeks to clap with a thunderous noise while simultaneously causing you to involuntarily deficate yourself releasing a sewage like gas into the air causing the surrounding area to become uninhabitable momentarily due to its longer than usual hang time.
Robert let out one of the nastiest thunder biscuits have ever smelt.
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When your having sex and the man farts so hard it shakes the woman's thighs.
We were having sex last night and I made it thunderous
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They are a stimulating pleasure toy for one's anus. It looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. Can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (Watch Made of Honor for visual reference)
As the horny lady sits alone she decides to stick the thunder beads in her butt to seek the pleasure she is yearning. The thunderbeads serve as a replacement for the erection in her anus that she yearned for. As the first bead entered the butt hole she yelped with pleasure. Slowly one by one the beads journeyed into the sensitive insides of her anus. She did not need a man to fulfill her needs she had her beads instead!
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A veritable economic force in the Global Community. Referred to by Northwestern Ontario as the "GTBA", TBay features such suburbs as Beardmore, Kekabeka Falls and Pickle Lake. Most famous for retaining such a high percentage of university graduates. Thunder Bay is externally known as a municipality well loved by its citizens. However, those residents who are not fortunate enough to leave this town will huck a beer bottle at a small child at any time if they display the slightest degree of Thunder Bay pride. Birthplace of such powerhouses as Eric Staal, Jordan Staal, Mark Staal and Ken Boshcoff.
1. Dude: "Hey, you wanna go play hockey?"
Other Dude: "Man, I just played."
Dude: "You're such a hoser."
Other Dude: "Yeah ok, but let's wait for my brother Janne to get back from the mill first. "
2. TBayer: "I need to get out of Thunder Bay."
Friend at University: "Come visit me and bring a case of Crystal."
TBayer: "Ok, I'm getting on the bus RIGHT NOW. I will be there in (insert obscene amount of time here) hours."
3. "Hey der, I just got some cheap gas eh."
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