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When a male wears a undersized underarmour shirt to enhance his dilusional muscular physique
your fat stop wearing those titty tee shirts.
When your nipples are so large they engulf the breasts they lay upon.
Damn. That bitch got nipple titties for sure. I feel like pizza.
A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.
Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.
During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.
Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.
Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.
In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
a real man's way, rejecting the wimpy spoonerisms of lesser men, of referring to a woman's disproportionately large breasts
A man with abnormally large breasts.
Dude, that guy has huge man titties.
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Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while his penis is between the breast, then squeeze lotion, and fuck the shit outa them titties.
Man, I wanna tittie fuck Mary, she got some tig o' biddies
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A tit fuck involving the use of taco sauce and lettuce as lubricant. The titties therefore create the "taco shell" and it is up to you to supply the meat and sour cream.
PersonA: Dude, what is that smell? It smells like a Mexican restaurant.
Person B: I just recently executed a titty taco, and that sir, is the well-earned smell of victory.
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