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The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)
I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..
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When a male sits down to urinate, not wiping the driplets from his head, stands up and puts his sexual extremities into goat formation, and the female then proceeds to give a blowjob. The driplets then settle in the girls molars and when he cums, she lets it run onto her chest. She retrieves the settled urine drops from her molars and scoops the cum off her chest and mixes the two into a tasty pina cumlada. Scrumptious!
Yesterday, my girl was thirsty for a pina cumlada, so i gave her a don scoop.
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Kanye west trying to make a point about mumbling rappers
WHOOPITY SCOOP
SCOOP DIDDY WHOOP
WHOOP DI SCOOP DI POOP
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When a man or a woman's ass becomes overtaken by cellulite demples that resemble "scoops" out of the ass.
Man that fat chick has got some bad scoop ass.
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The act of scooping an individual food item off a plate for another individual.
Ex. "Hey, scoop up one of those for me"
In reference to a single item.
Ex. Cheese crisp slice.
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when you cock block on your friends attempt to get a girl causing him to lose in the process and you go home with her
"damn, im really upset at tommy he scoop-dunked the shit out of me''
''do you see john over there, i am going to scoop-dunk him so bad''
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Young Scoop is a lyrical genious;
True mastermind of all things creative
A young MC master of cerimonies.
Young Scoop is one of the greatest MC's of the new millenium.
The words:
Young indicates he is low in age or fresh
Scoop indicates that he is exclusive and has the ability to scoop up females in a sly manner
***Young Scoop a term derived from the Latin word Scoopus Maximus, meaning Greatest Scoop.***
"Wow, did you hear the new Album from Young Scoop?"
"Yes I did his album is Dope its already triple-platinum"
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