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When a situation gets way to tence and you have to say something to break the ice!
Girl; I'm in love with you!
Guy; UHHHh.....
Girl: lowl- Do you want chicken tonight?
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A clever alternative to asking who joe is.
Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”
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Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.
do you like to poopsterbate bby?
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Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.
Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?
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a term for do you wanna fight?
you keep talking, do you wanna get down?
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It's a way of secretly asking if you want to make out with the asker and eventually have sexual intercourse.
He: Hi there!
She: Hey, long time.
He: For sure. What are your plans for this weekend?
She: None. Do you want to build a snowman?
He: FINALLY!!
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