a rather nasty euphemism for a right good tom tit
"sorry im late, i had to drop a liquid loaf on the way"
or
"bloody hell, who's baked a liquid loaf and left the bathroom haunted?"
The act of pooping into a vagina. See how the words "Loaf in muff" (ie turd in vagina) rearrange to form "Muffin Loaf" (an obscure baked good)?
Dogg she said I could do anything so I busted out the muffin loaf
The Almighty Loaf is a meme that's old. Like, 4 years old. It's dead now.
I think people still use this meme.
The Almighty Loaf says: we are all yeast m'lady
a sexually promiscuous girl, who has multiple partners in a small community/area. Similar to a Hoe Muffin, while one or two people may share a "Muffin", when there's a "Loaf" to go around, everyone gets a piece.
"Man was that an awesome keg party or what?" said Drew, "Everybody got a turn with that hoe loaf, Alexis. Even Fat Phil."
It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.
Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.
the excretion of fecal matter out of someones anus, usually of the large variety. also know as the act of flatulence.
" My stomach hurts so bad, think I got to drop a butt loaf."
" That fart was so big I think it was a damn butt loaf!"
a fat, bitchy, white lady on a super scooter who doesn't really need one
-Dude, remember all the sugar loafs in Disney World?
-Yeah, those fat bitches should get the hell up and walk.