Nightie Owl

A nightie owl is someone (more commonly female) who chooses to go to sleep in the early morning, but selects a nightgown as their choice of sleepwear.

Guy: When did you go to bed this morning?
Girl: About 4 am. But I was really rocking my nightie!
Guy: You are such a nightie owl.

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owl mode

when you hold your arms and legs close to your body and float/ fly through through the air aggressively

some guy: dude my friends and i went cliff jumping yesterday and i went owl mode
other guy: what the fuck is that

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night owl

A meth user that stays on the pourch all night at a the meth house, watching everything, usually a paranoid tweaker.

look at all those gackulas on the pourch, damm night owl

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Boiled Owl

Slang term referring to women aged 65+. Generally used after
the "Silver Back" stage. So called due to the prominence of
wrinkles resembling an owl which has been boiled. Still doable.

So, the timeline is:

Cougar (40-50), Silver Back (50-65), Boiled Owl (65+)

I'd do her even though she's a boiled owl.

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owl pellet

owl pellets is when the owl eats the mice and it cant swallow the fur or bones they turn to a pellet and the owl spit iup

hey i found a owl pellet

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Owl City

Adam Young, who is ONE person, and decides to name himself Owl City to get attention. He lives in his mom's basement and pounds away at his Casio keyboard and calls it a song. The lyrics of his songs consist of the rantings and writings of an autistic four year old who is too detached from reality to see any problems.

Every last one of his songs are drowned in AutoTune, so you can't hear his faggy real voice.

Other songs include "Umbrella Beach" and "Vanilla Twilight". These are also very autistical in nature and should not be listened to by a sane person.

His hit song "Fireflies" is just.. GAY.. If you still admire this song for being so-called musical work of art, you have gone INSANE.

Bob: Hey, did you listen to that song fireflies by Owl City? Its so good.

5 minutes later

Nate: ..I think I'm going to kill myself.

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Smelly Owl

A sexual act usually involving a male and female. The male bend the woman over and proceeds to take a shit on her back. He then, without her knowing, snaps her neck; Giving her the appearance of an owl with the addition of a stench, more commonly described as smelly.

"Hey ralph, yesterday I got a new girlfriend, she was a smelly owl when I got done with her."

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