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School

It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.

Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.

by THEREALDIC. March 5, 2017


school

Seven crappy hours of our life

Oh look Jonathan is going to school again! Wish him luck, he is sure to pass out.

by K6 November 19, 2013


school

a place only fools go. some know it as a real hell whole

hi ted where you going?
ted:stfu bitch im going to school

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019


School

When teacher's and staff members Mentally Rapes the minds of children.
Also,
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Even dogs know that school is bad for you.

by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020


School

Nothing but pain, suffering, and torture

Me: Why does school enslave kids so much?
Julio: cuz life hates us

by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021


School

the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet

the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world

also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities

has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them

The fuq we have school tomorrow

by -Writer unknown- January 15, 2021


school

a type of prison that children go to.

somebody: HeLlO GuYs Im GoInG To Go TaKe A VaCaTiOn

school: no.

by dont take me seriously . August 21, 2020