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He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.
Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
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Max is a little trump ass loser who has no friends
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A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.
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Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty
Max a dude with a big dick
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An asshole that is an actual pedofile who brags about all the "great" stuff they do and makes fun of anyone who does anything different
Yo f**k Max, that dude is an a**hole
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Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
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Max is the most loving person you will meet. However, if you get him mad, be prepared for a war over! Max is the person that will fuck you until your organs fall out. Max also hates niggers and illegal aliens that are imported into the country illegally. Max also has an enormous penis!
Girl: I fucked max!
Friend: omg! I heard he had a massive penis!
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