Toaster

a fart that burns your ass

FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!

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texas toaster

To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.

Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.

Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?

Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!

Steve: Nice!

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Texas Toaster

A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.

If a girl lets you give her a Texas Toaster... It's love!

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Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.

That throat toaster qas tasty.

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Toaster Mage

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
5.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the seven previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!

There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.
"I are pant"

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toaster bird

more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.

look at those toaster birds flying around! they are so beautiful!

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Toaster boy

Is an addiction with toasters and wants to be one . Loves toasters and wants to be one .

Teacher: what do you want to be when your older

Adam: a toaster

William: toaster boy

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