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A surveillance device used to watch, monitor, or record certain sensitive areas of interest expel or discharge liquids, solids, or both.
Damn what is junk jammer doing in the bathroom? I don't know but we will flip on the toilet cam and find out.
This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.
"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."
When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl
friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
Someone who spends an obsessively amount of time on or close to a toilet. This is usually a term used by either restaurants or annoyed people. Someone may end up toilet camping if they bring in a digital device with them and become to lazy to move.
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas
Dude, there has been a guy in that toilet for over an hour now, he's such a Toilet Camper
To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!
Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"
Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel
After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.
When you take an absolute gargantuan steamy hot watery shit (hopefully in a toilet), that typically is caused after eating Taco Bell, (and other Mexican food), this shit will be a traumatizing memory that you will live with forever.
It's called Hiroshima because this hot dihorrieah mess of a recked asshole, this massive Chernobyl explosion shit, this nuclear explosion bomb off a fart shit, should just destroy all living bacterias inside the toilet bowl, sometimes even going outside of it.
When this absolute honker of a shit erupts out of your now shredded asshole, like an atomic bomb, like a volcano, like a godly blast of extreme shit, it will destroy anything in its path, don't expect a clean butt after this, expect to have the dirtiest, shittiest, shower of your life, nothing else will get rid of it. You will smell horrible for the rest of the week, don't even try leaving your house.
Guy 1: Oh shit I think I have to go Hiroshima the toilet!
Guy 2: Fuck, call the plumbers.
Guy 3: Goddammit Taco Bell wasn't a good idea.