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When you don’t visit for so long that when you show up & slide in, your partner wonders if you’re really there at all.
Girl 1: Did Jack ever call you back?
Girl 2: He came round my house the other night and we had sex. But honestly, I’m wondering if it was just a Trevor Tingle.
From the DC universe, Wonder Woman, Steve Trevor is a sexy and muscular military pilot who crashes on an island filled with a bunch of warrior women and surprisingly stops himself from making a single sexist joke! Good job Steve! Sad that you died at the end of the first movie. But, it’s okay, he was brought back to life! But then inevitably died.
Diana (Wonder Woman): “My mother sculpted me from clay and I was brought to life by Zeus”
Steve Trevor: “Well…that’s neat. Where I come from, babies are made a little differently.”
The state of middle class at low end bars wasted. Mainly applies to white people wearing adidas’s or Nike. Drinking IPA beer or whatever is on tap.
At 2am last night I was so Trevor drunk the bartender tried to kick me out but that’s only according to what my girlfriend said. I was fine.
The beef duo, team. They have a strong love for each other. Their love is infinite, Trevor will do anything to make sure she’s safe. Harmony loves Trevor and makes sure that he is okay
Person 1: you see Trevor and harmony??!?
Person 2: yeah! They are the best couple ever. Man I wish I had what they had
Everyone: Harmony+Trevor forever
Tag team event played by couples who have run out of ideas
I cant believe Dalke just asked me to a vegas trevor.
Just a nigga tryna get his bag up who was medically diagnosed with a micro penis
"Trevor Johnson has the smallest wiener i've ever seen"
"Yeah ong 100 pimp"
FAWKING TREVOR TESSA HOW COULD YOUUUUU
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TESSSAAA
FAWKINGGGG TREVORRR is FAWKING TREVORRRR