a tromboner is a boner that a male gets while in band class. it could also be used as a pun.
“bro, you should’ve seen this girl i saw in band class the other day! she gave me a full on tromboner!”
When a trombonist gets an erection. You generally notice this when a female trombonist walks by
or helps him with his trombone. These tromboners can be used as a nickname for someone or as a word for the actual erection. It just makes sense you know?
(Go trombonists)
Girl 1~ Oh my Jesus! That slut walked past again and bent over in his face
Girl 2~ Awe poor guy, now he has a tromboner
there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.
well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
When a musical gay guy that plays a trombone has a crush on Sam Smith and they get a boner
Adam did you see Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards. Yeah man I got a real tromboner.
When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.
As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.
A "Skeleton Trombone" is when a Skeleton plays a trombone but its not like a "Skeleton Trumpet".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trombone"!
mom: How was the Trombone Lesson Today
me: It was Fun, Today we learned the: Trombone Man