tubing

the act of beating off in a tube sock and leaving it under your roommates pillow

Dude, did you go tubing last night?!

HELL YEAH! you sould have seen Matts face when he woke up in a pile of jizz!

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lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

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zube tube

a cardboard toilet paper or paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets - through which the byproduct smoke from lighting parts of the Cannabis Sativa plant can be exhaled. the telltale odour of said narcotic is thus converted into the pleasant smell of spring meadows, or ocean breeze.

"hey brosef, you wanna set me up with the zube tube?"
"that bitch came over and asked for his zube tube back."

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Red-tubing

Where you convince your friends that you're taking the laptop to bed so you can watch 'Family Guy'. In reality you logon to Redtube and give yourself a treat.

Stephen & Liam - "Looks like Ads is off Red-tubing again".

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sour tube

When you bust a load into somebodys rectum, they fart it out into a test tube, mix it with food coloring, shake it up, and sell it as that sour gooey stuff.

Mike Schmitt made a sour tube with the help of Pete.

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Getting tubed

Surfer lingo for getting inside of the wave where it resembles a tube also known as barrel. Results in transcendental experience where time stops and surpasses the satisfaction of an orgasm. Analogous to entering the womb of mother nature.

Not much surpasses the gloriousness of getting tubed!

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tubes tied

A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.

Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!

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