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Said of a member of the generation z who is:
Depressed (or fakes it)
Lonely (or fakes it)
Very (unnecessarily) invested in fandom
LGBT (or fakes it)
And practices or had practiced some sort of art (or claims to but gave up after a week)
Note this term does not demand that someone possesses a tumblr log in
Why are you so surprised that I wrote this depressed fanfic? I’m a tumblr kid
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White hipster girls who post crop pics of themselves showing their tanned midriff posing highwaist short shorts, fringed shirts, and heels (if the picture doesnt stop at their upper thighs). Sometimes a group of friends. They are all generic and are annoying.
For some reason, dumbasses think everyone wants be a tumblr girl when in reality nobody but hipster blogs gives two shits about them.
tumblr user: *scrolls though dashboard* ugh another tumblr girl. When will they end?
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1. Never speak of Tumblr.
You'll regret it!
2. The Ask Box.
No one wants to see ten thousand questions for you on their dashboard.
3. Some things can be overblogged.
Tumblr loves: Megan Fox, Mean Girls, Kim Kardashian, and most of all CATS. Just get used to it
4. Quotes have nothing to do with the background.
Just reblog it. It's weird, I know, but that is another "getting used to" thing
5. Hnng
(;
6.People vent on Tumblr.
Most of Tumblr being a younger crowd, complains. And eventually you will too.
7. Don't steal pictures.
Definition of stealing a picture: right click, save picture, re upload to Tumblr. This is a definite NO NO on tumblr. just reblog it, and the person who uploaded it first will automatically get their credits (:
8. Tumblr isn't for homophobes
Tumblr is mostly people who support gay people, or lesbian/gay people themselves. We don't discriminate on Tumblr
9.Ignore the anons
Anons are people who write you a question in your ask box anonymously. Not all anons are bad, but 98 percent are.
10. Don't call anyone a "hipster"
Hipsters don't like it.
11. Sarcasm is OK
We all talk in sarcastic tones toward one another. It's not gonna change.
12. Tumblr crashes
"Error", "Not found", or the one that's hated the most "We will be back shortly". Don't fret, it will be back
If you would like some good examples of rules of tumblr. there's a video on youtube called "What you need to know about Tumblr". I got these rules from her, and she gives good examples
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You can spot her from a distance.
A white girl, clothed in fringe, dip dyed hair, shorts, and whatever else is popular at the time. She has a camera turned at her, repeatedly pressing the button from different angles.
You may see her cropping these pictures and typing into her computer. Although you may not see it, she is finding some quote that doesn't make sense but seems hipster so she's putting it there anyways.
That's right. You've seen...
the tumblr girl.
John: Who's that? *Points to hipster taking 1,000 selfies*
Phil: Ugh, must be some annoying tumblr girl.
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A tumblr user with 1k-10k or more followers. Most tumblr famous users are stuck up or overly sarcastic, they think that because several thousand people follow them that they are worth something. They often only talk to a few other tumblr users.
David: did you see the post tumblr famous user katara made? It was hilarious.
Paul: yeah, did you see the post tumblr user cactusorgy made? I laughed so hard I almost peed myself
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A guy who is on tumblr. He is attractive 85% of the time, and he is usually tumblr famous. It's common for a "tumblr boy" to be an attractive hipster. It of course doesn't matter what race they are, and they have nostalgic posts on their blogs, along with pictures of themselves.
Girl 1: omg mike is soooo cute! look at all those 90's pictures he drew on his binder.
Girl 2: I know, he's like a tumblr boy!
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a cute and quirky couple that looks like they pose for artsy pictures on tumblr. may have linked tumblr sites.
kim and devon are always each others' top tumblr crushes. and they date in real life too. they are such a tumblr couple.
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