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Tumble Twat

A Tumblr user that gets offended at anything and everything you say.

George: You're gorgeous!

Alexandra: You fucking fuck boy! Why do you have to oppress women?

George: No need to be a tumble twat.

by pineapples8264 January 5, 2016


patchy twat

A spotted or paint equine displaying all tendencies of being devil's spawn or other antisocial behavior; A multi-coloured horse or pony that acts like a fuckwit.

I have metalwork in my wrist from the last patchy twat I rode. I won’t be doing that again!

by Dressageimposter December 12, 2020

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Twat Swatter

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas

"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"

by enhoJ July 21, 2008

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Picture twat

A person who looks like a total twat in all of their pictures.

A person who consistently poses "sexy" or whorish in all photos no matter who they are with or what the occasion. Only shows pictures from a flattering angle.

Can almost always be seen pouting their lips, giving the blow job face, or sticking out their chest. Looks much like a bimbo.

An obnoxious picture poser.

May look decent in pictures but not as attractive in person.

A person so shallow they have nothing more to offer than their "sexy" pictures.

Boring, typical and brainless. A waste of space and resources.

Wow at first I thought that girl was so pretty she could be a model, but then I realized she has no personality. She's only a picture twat.

Why does she look the same in all of her photos? What a picture twat!

Rachel: Omg! That poor girl! I think she has scoliosis and facial paralisis!

Trina: No no, she's just a picture twat.

Rachel: Wow! How lame!

by BeachBottoms78 December 2, 2009

439πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Twat nav

Lesbian version of Grinder

My wizards sleeve is twitching must be my inbuilt twat nav

by Deifer123 June 8, 2018


Batty Twat

Batty Twat is when a person is an on going annoying twat bus has a HUGE ass .

They are known as BATTY TWATS 🀣🀷 ♀️❀️

See that person? that's a Batty Twat !

by C.H.@WHS December 11, 2018


tuba twat

The objectification of the female reproductive system after a long and vigorous amount of time fornicating, where the large amount of air that passes between the so-called "Slip-and-Slide," and exits into the atmosphere; usually followed by an akward silence between the two parties.

Steve, "I can't freaking believe it, I totally just got Christine to play her tuba twat!"

by bendover@sexperttire April 12, 2009

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