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To spin a flaccid penis in a circular motion almost like a helicopter.
Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!
When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
When you fingerbang a mexican girl so deep that your nuckles massage her clitoris.
Me: how was your night with Juanita?
Renzoni: It was great, I gave her a stinky cinnamon knuckle twister
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When one shits in a blender, blends on highest setting, and then pours it over a women's tits while singing the Canadian National Anthem.
I had a great time last night. We did Mexican Titty-Twisters until 4 in the morning.
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To rapidly twist your wrist while fisting someone's ass. With enough kansas knuckle twisters an anus will begin to resemble that of the goatse.cx guy.
Becky's anus expanded to 3 times its orginal size after an intensive kansas knuckle twister session.
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this is when you are sitting upright(this could be in a chair with no arms or just a bed or a high window seal) and you are fuckin a chick who had no legs or just tiny nubs and you then, without warning, intensely spin her body at high speeds for the ultimate ejaculation for both partners. after nutting in her bleeding pussy, you throw her off of your body as hard as you can against a wall and shit on her nubs and then leave.
"so i saw this chick at the kneel for nubs marathon and i totally stole her from the crowd and slapped her pussy, she didnt even have any arms so this was super easy, and then i put her on my cock and spun her body, like a bone nub twister"!!!!
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When chubby black guy sticks his BBC deep into a white girls asshole and begins to twirl his finger in her vagina until she screams and twists.
Dude, the African asshole twister was so ham last night! Let's do it again ASAP.
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