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When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.
I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.
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A specific type of veganism that manifests itself when one becomes completely deficient in every category of nutrition due to an obsessive compulsive disorder. This type of veganism usually results in the person becoming a complete recluse who wants to live alone and not contribute to society but finds this extremely hard to do because of the modern society. Usually an individual practicing Daniel-Veganism despises corporate business and can be extremely hypocritical.
"Don't tell me you have taken up Daniel-Veganism!"
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The random Hicupping noise that tends to come sporadically from vegans. "The Yip" as it's sometimes called has no specific candence but tends to come at completely random intervals and is a by product of not eating meat. Since the afflicted individual has no control over the yip it has been known to cause multiple problems and has coined the term Yipped yourself which is when the yip causes you to shit your pants.
"That dude just Yipped himself!"
That chick has a serious vegan yip going on all she eats in Quinoa
Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt
Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan
A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.
John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
A diet consisting of fruits, vegetables, legumes, starches, nuts, seeds, spices, sea vegetables, cruciferous vegetables, sometimes supplements (vitamin b12). Often accompanied by recommendations to get sun exposure and daily exercise. (Vegan- meaning without animal products.)
Peter wanted to try improving his heart health so he tried eating a WFPB Vegan diet.
Rebecca went vegan and soon after decided to eat WFPB vegan for her health.
WFPB Vegan eating changed Jenny’s energy levels, causing her to study nutrition.
NutritionFacts.org has a daily WFPB Vegan checklist called the “Daily Dozen”.
That Vegan Teacher: Eat Your Vegetables
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'