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The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.
Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.
Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.
Waking up and hitting the vape - basically the same thing as waking up and having a cigarette, but with a vape.
I wake-n-vape every morning since I stopped smoking cigarettes
erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.
He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.
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1. To verbally take someone down
2. To beat someone up
1. I got so pissed off at what a bitch Samantha was being that I totally waked one over on her ass.
2. Joe is going to wake one over on Bobby so bad he won't be able to walk for days.
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When you wake someone up by ripping a loud fart in their ear or face. A common prank played on those who like to sleep in at boy scout camp, church camps, fraternities, and boot camp. While likely done do a lesser extent, girls also have been known to participate in this activity at slumber parties. Please note the difference between this definition and "sound the alarm"
Frank is still sleeping and we need to leave in 10 minutes, so why don't you give him a wake up call to get him out of bed.
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A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.
I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.
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Created on Saturday June 11, 2011 a "wake n jenk" involves pooping in a jar/bottle throughout the day then placing a balloon over it before bed. Then upon waking, removing the balloon and inhaling the contents to obtain hallucinogenic effects.
Ughh i have the worst hangover....I need to wake n jenk
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