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Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
The act of telling your mates that you will go out with them, and then pulling out at the last minute, once they have committed
Don't pull a ward on me tonight.
When someone constantly over-exaggerates stories as an attempt of social benefit. Unfortunately it usually backfires with listener end up shaking their heads in disbelief.
“Not only did my dad put a V8 engine in his Mini moke, we went to a water park too.”
“Oh really? that’s crazy how an engine would fit inside such a small car”
“Yeah it’s pretty great, we drove over to the skate park in it and decided to take it up a ramp and we got air”
“Right… you’re obviously BS Warding.”