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IQ of a watermelon

OCTAVIA MCKENZIE

"Bro did you see octavia today?"
"Brutha she has the IQ of a watermelon"
(Implying she is retarded)

by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 13, 2020


unripe watermelon

Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.

(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)

that boy is a unripe watermelon

by insulthoover April 25, 2022


Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 23, 2019


what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids

what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!

by lil meep December 15, 2018


watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.

Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."

by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017


watermelon chapstick

Slang for Cocaine/Crack.

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"

by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017


Watermelon Hopping

the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).

You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?

Me: Duh

by cunninglingusqueen June 1, 2023