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A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!
Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉
A wee yy is a crazy person who is loyal as he'll but crazy and will do you right in. A wee yy lives on white wine
The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use
Why did the cow go on holiday
-because it had a wee calf
(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.
did you see that wee unit?
or
Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.
Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.
Can also be used on the vertically challenged.
Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...
A slut who is good in bed but makes weird sounds
That girl be good in bed but she’s a wee slut
A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.
That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public