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THE BEST FUCKING DOG TO EVER EXIST
THEY ARE SO CUTE
person 1: do you like my weiner dog?
Person 2: ew those stupid walking hotdogs? I think not
Person1: get out of my house.
An ejaculation with a flaccid penis
Bob: did you just rocket weiner?
Steve: yeah man...
Bob: ....nice
A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"
My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.
Fire Weiner is for dumb hoes called Darren but they like to be called Deisel. LIKE SPELL IT RIGHT PLEASE. anyway. a fire weiner is someone who acts completely different in public than in private calls like when he acts like you’re friends in private calls but when he livestreams he says how much he hates everyone
Wow you ditched me for that FIRE WEINER
when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis
oh Shit man
What?
i have a weiner sock
Using your penis to slap someone in the face especially your significant other. The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick.
If you don’t stop pissing me off I’m going to weiner wop you!
When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.
*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*
When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.