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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023


bubbles were boiled

When you "rustle someones jimmies".

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.

by Jimmierustler October 2, 2013


Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you

Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023


were buddies

Come on luka we know your heartbroken that you and marinette broke up. But you already know she hates being called "just a friend" by mr blonde boy but now your saying "were buddies: what the- luka

Luka: yeah were buddies
Marinette: yeah :/

by not_your_narrator fan August 15, 2021