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first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

by nolandc September 20, 2019


Breaking at the Wheel

A torture technique that involves tying an accused criminal to a wooden wheel and rolling it on hard, sharp, bumpy surface causing irreversible damage to bones and organs. Sometimes if the person was still alive, an excecutioner would hammer the brain with iron or drop the wheel in a lake. The bodies were often left on display to dismay criminals.

Breaking at the wheel is not a good way to go.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. November 26, 2016


seventh wheeling

The seventh wheel is the single guy or girl in a group 3 couples

That this point go home and go on tinder

At the movies I was seventh wheeling and being single really made me sad

by Oneeyedjoe October 23, 2017


Creamy Wheel

A cartwheel performed after a girl has participated in bukkake, or creampie.

Man that slut liked it so much she was doing creamy wheels everywhere.

by Boelvis October 30, 2008


Man-Wheel

A cart wheel done in a way where it looks rigid, amateurish with legs and body stiff and bent. Males usually can't do cart wheels as nice as girls in general, so when they attempt this technique it's called a Man-Wheel, due to most males not knowing how to do nice look cart wheels, but the term gives them an ego boost.

That cheer leader maybe able to do nice cart wheels, but it is nothing compared to my awesome Man-Wheel!

by Master of Urban Lore July 24, 2011


bird on wheels

the flying bird is any person that is capable of intense skateboarding abilities and can obtain 8 ft of air.

sean chanowitz is the bird on wheels.

by bigmac2528 January 18, 2012


Jerusalem Wheels

Sandals with that flippy da flop cushion.

"Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."

by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014

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