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shit whistle

A type of muffler that is used for shitty cars (mostly rice burners such as toyota and nissan) that makes a very low-pitched hum. Shit whisltes are used to make the cars seem to have a sizable amount of power and/or speed. When rubber meets the road however, the car proves to be a heap of shit.

Dumbass: Dude, that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!

Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.

by The REAL Moonshine December 18, 2005

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nose whistle

Not quite a snore, but more than heavy breathing thru your nose. That high pitched whistle from a properly stuffed nose

She had a nasty nose whistle that kept me up all night.

by pjgrossman January 24, 2008

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Penis Whistle

A penis whistle is when you blow into your victims penis and the sound of a whistle comes out there arsehole.

i will give u a penis whistle if u dont shut the hell up!

by merpderpp December 23, 2010

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douche whistle

A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.

I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.

by slangmasterbitches August 22, 2008

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Dick Whistle

A noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man's erect penis during sexual intercourse. Every man has a different dickwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.

Billy's dick whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny penis.

Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.

by TheManColin November 6, 2009

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dirty whistle

When a person blows in another persons' asshole, thus creating a whistling sound.

Frank gave me a dirty whistle and my ass now tastes like orbit gum. Dirty mouth?

by Ms. Alisa September 30, 2006

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slut whistle

Another name for a blowoff valve on a turbo charged car.

Just installed a slut whistle on my WRX, ain't it sweet?

by spaceyyy February 16, 2014

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