Wine & Cheese

Code word for girls night out in which they proceed to talk shit about men they don't like, usually accompanied by wine or some other alcoholic beverages and of course cheese.

Last night i invited my friends for wine & cheese, we proceeded to talk about and his lack of social abilities.

wine pod

On the surface, a wine pod is two couches pushed together to create the optimal seating arrangement for enjoying wine or other alcoholic beverages. But the sum is so much greater than its parts.

Steve: Bruh, wanna hit the clubs?
Glen: Nah bruh, gonna stay at home 'n get fucked up in my wine pod with my girl.

wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

Nap wine

Early to mid afternoon glass of wine to help you can catch some sleep while the sun is still up.

Chill Sara, it’s nap wine. I’ll be ready to go out in a few hours.

wine camouflage

when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips

That woman is wearing wine camouflage so you can't tell that she just drank that whole bottle!

Wine Mistake

A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine

“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”

“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”

Wine Daddy

Wine daddy is a connoisseur of all things wine, he was born in Boorowa NSW during a humble wine tasting where he blitzed the competition and dominated the tasting with a perfect score. He was renamed during the evening to Nicky but the name didn't stick and he has adopted wine daddy even though wasn't sure how he felt about it.

Wine daddy poses for photos for the ladies and has roommates concerned about whether their pants will fall off at the sight of his beautiful face

Jo says " I only like it deep Wine Daddy"