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Getting head while playing the piano blindfolded.
"Dude, She gave me the Stevie wonder last night!"
"Really?! NO WAY!"
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A shit chiptune artist that enjoys cawk
aka Daylight Daterape
GUY 1: OMG DID YOU SEE BOY WONDER AT JUICESTOCK?
GUY 2: NO, I DIDNT TURN UP
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This is when you cum in both of the girls eyes, causing her to squint and then grab her by the hair on both sides of her head and tug her back in forth in a swaying motion.
Dude last night I totally gave this chick a Stevie Wonder in the face, then I started to sing "I just called to say, I love you"
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when you turn the lights off to have sex with a woman and poke around with your dick to find her...
did you stevie wonder that shit..
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Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.
I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.
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Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.
*Upon watching the kill cam.*
Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"
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Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.
When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!
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