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To have have a raging erect penis,
To have a crazy boner
Dude, Franco i have a major Toody Woody right now.
Stop it babe, you’re giving me a toody woody.
walking with your penis instead of your legs
man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home
The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.
I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.
The act of going up to a man named Hunter and pinching the tip of his penis
Hey it’s Hunter! Give him a “little woody”
Woody Rat is a rat from the series from youtube and also has a big social media following on other platforms
man thot of the century. enjoys pointy bras with lace
girl 1: ugh Woody (name) is in my math class
girl 2: ew that man thot? disgustang,,
A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.