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It's another name for: minge, vagina, pussy, box.
Johnny Depp went down on my wookie hole.
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Them siblings that come from a cheating spouse. The absent parents other kids. Them siblings that only claim you or come around when they want something.
I got 5 brothers and two sisters if you count the ookie wookie kids.
My dad got a daughter but her mama don’t really know who the daddy is, poor ookie wookie.
Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.
Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’
Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
accidentally force choke someone to death just before orgasm
I gave her a drunken wookie.
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wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked
wookie battle shreak :wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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A nerd/geek phrase.
A reference to Star Wars: Used to describe a situation where you are dealing with someone extremely drunk (Whiskey is usually a common facor), whom words cannot penetrate their psyche, they only speak the language of violence. They have a "pick-a-fight" mentality, yet you decline as much as possible to avoid it. This is mostly because you are smaller and fragile like a droid, and they are bigger than you like a wookie.
Friend: What happened between you and our mutual friend?
You : He kept slapping me around because he drank a lot of WHISKEY, and decided to single me out for being the bohemoth that he is. He kept slapping me in the face and calling a bitch. I just had to "Let the wookie win".
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A fermented, fuzzy, green dog turd meant for anal masturbation.
"That sucks Fuzzy Wookie Lumples!"
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