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A child that is so overprotected by their parents, it's as if they were being wrapped in bubble-wrap to keep them safe and out of harms way. Often these children suffer greatest later in life when they enter the real world and have no experience in making mistakes.
That guy's so street stupid he must have been a bubble-wrap child
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tasty mexican thing found at taco bell
Dude 1: ill have a crunch wrap supreme.
Jose: $5.95 at first windo
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wear a condom, mainly used when refering to sex with chicks of questionable cleanliness.
wrapping your shit twice or threee times would indicate that the chick almost certainly has an std.
guy 1: "I'm going out with that chick from down the street tonight"
guy 2: "be sure to wrap your shit"
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What happens when you roll out bubble wrap, squirt some baby oil all over it and you and your partner have slippery popping sex!
Wow! Did you hear all the popping and giggling coming from their room last night? Yeah he told me they had Bubble Wrap Sex, she kept sliding away and he really had to work for the prize!
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A "fruit by the foot or fruit roll-up" wrapped around ones johnson, leaving room around the head for a fruity treat. Might I warn you, this often lead to a fruit explosion...
1. I finished the night off by giving her a tasty bedtime snack as I let her fiest on an "Fruit - "E" - Wrap". She could taste the rainbow as she guzzled on the exotic waterwall
2. All way to the droopy plums as she helped herself to an all you can eat "Fruit - "E"- Wrap"
1. Covered in thick, warm clothes.
2. Busy with various events.
3. Statement made after packing is finished.
1. (Angela is warming herself by covering herself with a large thick fur shawl over a huge scarf and a long sleeve dress.) Angela: I’m prepared for the winter. I’m all wrapped up.
2. (Angela is very busy and consulting to her friend Barbara) Angela: Barbara, my dear, I’m so busy. I have to make snacks for my daughter’s soccer meet, help organize my husband’s files and plan my business trip. Barbara: Wow dearie. You’re all wrapped up.
3. Angela: It’s my niece’s birthday. My gifts are all wrapped up.
Ejaculating in your wife, girl friend or bar whores under wear, folding them up, and placing them neatly back into her pantie drawer for a mid-week surprise.
Bro!, that hottie from the bar last night was a freak! I totally left her a crunch wrap supreme! She's gonna hate me by Wednesday!
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