WTF flag

An item waved to show one's shock, disbelief, and/or disgust at a situation.

You had sex with your dog!? *waves WTF flag*

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wtf mayyam?

an exclamation of shock, astonishment or sheer puzzlement, originating from North West London.

Dave(unknown person): Hello susan, how are you?
Susan: wtf mayyam?...

Scenario: walking down the road and seeing an unidentified object.
"wtf mayyam?"

Scenario 2: Waking up on the train at the last stop...
"wtf mayyam?"

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the WTF effect

When you sit in front of an exam and look at the worksheet and you actually understand NOTHING it's called "the WTF effect". This effect often appears to people who didn't learn enough.

Person A turns around the paper sheet. "Hey, this looks easy"
Person B: "What the Fuck?!"
Person C "Looks like he got the WTF effect"

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WTF Serpico

popularized from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

You say when a cop is Strip Searching you in Public.

meaning "What the Fuck?" and referencing the Al Pacino Cop-Drama "Serpico".

Or when you are accused of something by someone.

A cop strip search's a man for alledged marijuana dealing.

Dealer: What the fuck, Serpico?

Then he spreads his ass cheecks and farts.

Friend 1: Tommy, did you jerk off in those socks again?

Tommy: WTF Serpico?

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WTF Lines

Lines on the sides of your eyes and forehead.

When you squint and distort your face making wtf lines , trying to figure
WTF that idiot is doing with that hamster..

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WTF

In World of Warcraft, it usually means "what the fuck". But when used outside of World of Warcraft, it refers to "World of Warcraft Text File", or simply "Warcraft Text File". This is a text file containing information used in Blizzard's World of Warcraft. It is also a directory holding information from your addons in WoW.

(To GM): wtf is with my ui?
(From GM): Try to delete your WTF folder
(To GM): WTF?

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wtf

a very cool slang word

Yo wtf is up with the ketchup

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