"yer maw" means your mum is very lazy and canny be arsed to even cook you dinner or let yer dugs oot
John: dae u ken where the co op is . Purple Aki: yer maw
Your daughter who creams and is obssesed over "hot" men like joe weller
"Yer daughter would cheat on her own bf to get with joe weller"
teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!