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All of these other definitions are completely wrong. Terms like 'Zone 3' only apply to the City of Atlanta. Places like College Park and East Point are completely separate cities. Zone 3 is the area directly south and east of downtown. Sorry, if your address doesn't say "Atlanta, GA 3031-something" you are not in Zone 3.
I live in Summerhill, near Turner Field, so I rep Zone 3.
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1. A place, website, forum, chatroom where n00bs gather, or too many n00bs visit to think they're leet.
2. A group or crew of n00bs who think they 1337.
"God, N2R's site had turned into total N00b-Zone!"
"Man, lets get out this chatroom, it's N00b-Zone!"
"Those kids are 100% total n00b-zone!"
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The area directly in front of a urinal in the men's room where there is chronically a little puddle of foul urine. This is caused by the little drops at the beginning and end of the flow that don't make it into the urinal because the guy doesn't want to stick his dick right into the dirty thing. However, the drop zone is an accepted part of the male culture, as is the default three inches from the actual urinal that you must stand in order not to pick up some disease from virtually humping the thing to avoid an addition to the drop zone. (another unfortunate result of standing too close to a urinal is splashback when your piss hits the vertical wall and deflects back at you in a hail of little drops)
"Woah woah, son. Always watch out for the drop zone when you pee in this thing. Keep your legs spread a little and your feet in a slighly outward angle, and you won't step in it."
'Okay, dad.'
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The correct distance that should be between you and the guy in the next urinal.
The distance is often a single empty urinal.
Distance varies depending on the person's comfort level.
Dude! That guy violated the Splash zone and was gazing at my junk!
I feel like I need a shower after that guy sprayed all over the splash zone!
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What is quite possibly one of the worst places a guy could ever be in if you like someone. It doesn't matter the situation, once you're in, you feel like you're in a cage.
It consists of a multitude of possible emotions that you will succumb to. Mostly jealousy, defeat, hopelessness and a strange sense of knowing that your aspirations are an impossibility. You'll constantly know that the person you like will not like you in the same way. But for some reason, you're still friends with her. You feel like you can get her back, but it's not gonna happen.
And it's worse when they tell you about their significant other/crush/boyfriend. You might see them walk further away from you every day. You become a cushion, having to watch them with the person they THINK is perfect for them. But deep down, you know it's not true. But they think they are, and you have to acknowledge it as a reality.
It's hell on earth, guys.
I'm in the friend zone. An ever-so confining area of regret, jealousy and defeat. I won't be able to get her.
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When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself
Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.
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The place where athletes meet with the media after they've finished competing at an event. The media generally conduct short interviews with the athletes here.
Joe and Mike were sitting in the mixed zone, dreading what questions the media were going to ask them about the silly mistakes they'd made during the game.
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