1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.
2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."
Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.
Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!
For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.
When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?
Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.
Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
Sexy, beautiful , stunning show stopper. Heather Sanchez makes all heads turn when she walks in a room, her exotic features and glowing caramel skin will make any man melt at her feet . She’s normally the most intelligent person in the room but doesn’t always feel the need to prove it. If you are lucky enough to score a heather d sanchez you’ve just hit the jackpot so don’t mess it up because she also has a evil side that she’s never afraid to show.
Heather d sanchez makes her man feel like the luckiest man alive.and he is.
1. A commonly attempted dance move where the dancer shakes their butt so fast that the resultant jiggle can attract even hetorosexual members of the same sex.
2. A sex move performed in the 'doggy' position. The male stands motionless on his knees while the female oscillates her butt so fast he is brought to a climax by no action of his own.
1. We knew Brittney's dance had reached the Tri-B-D level once even the girls on the dance floor where checkin' out that ass.
Lord Shempy calls scummage on the most scenic park in America… Welcome to the D League
Come to Victory Park Rumson NJ in summer time to watch Shempy D League anal
A fun loving, theatrical, nice, smart girl who loves to sing and dance. She loves her Friends and NYC beyond words. Her dream is to go on broadway. Her favorite musical (7-17) is Dear Evan Hansen. And her family is her world.
There goes Annie D. Siegel
When you see a piece of clothing from the side in a store, typically Forever 21, and you think it looks good but when you look at the from/back you find that there is a strange message, cut-out, pattern, length, or texture.
"Hey, that shirt looks cute!"
"Yeah, it- oh no, I've been Forever 21'd! It has a strange cut-out!"