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The squeal to Super Mario Galaxy.
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is MUCH better than the first because they added Yoshi (yay) and Yoshi power-ups. There's a "Fat Albert ass load" of really awesome/challenging levels/bonuses. (The first game was hardly challenging at all.)
For everyone who pwned Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and thinks they do it in Super Mario Galaxy 2... Bowser is harder, so expect to lose a few lives. The final galaxy (Bowser's Galaxy Generator) is a great challenge, too.
HINTS: 1--Secret Mushroom: When you start Bowser's Galaxy Generator, you will see a path that goes to the left. Climb up the pole at the end of the path and you will see a the red mushroom with the yellow star. (Increases your life to 6.)
2--Super Ground Pound: Jump, spin, and while spinning, do a ground pound.
Kid1: Hey, dude! guess what?
Kid2: What?
Kid1: There's a new Mario game coming out soon!
Kid2: OMG! What's it called?!?!
Kid1: Super Mario Galaxy 2!!!
Kid2: OMG HOLY SHIT ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid1 & Kid2: *goes so crazy their heads explode*
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mano y mano; a one on one convo, a debate between another nicca (no homo)
yo, let me two-twelve (2-12) wit u real quick...
...but ima two-twelve (2-12) wit chu lata aight. im out...
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When you let out a stream of obscenities or death threats due to hackers, or ending your killstreak before a tactical nuke. The next step is rage quitting.
Jim: "Allright dude, I'm one kill away from a tactical nuke!"
Hacker AA-12's him from 2 miles away*
Jim: "GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
Jon: "Dude! You forgot to turn off your mic! I could hear you spewing Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's from my TV! My mom's in the room!"
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Insertion of both testicles into a well lubed anal cavity. They can be forced if so desired.
I fed this girl some jager shots the other night and slipped her the 2 Ball Corner Pocket.
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2 girls 1 cup is a disgusting video, but also is an internet phenomenon which is to trick your friends into watching it. Videos of reactions to watching 2 girls 1 cup are famous online.
case n#1:
"-hey, have u seen this video called 2girls1cup ? you should check it out, its hilarious
-ok, ill google it tonite"
case #2:
"-you motherfucker! that link you sent me was the nastiest shit ive ever seen
-oh, 2 girls 1 cup ? lol"
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A disorder of the mind that comes from drinking Pepsi in the wee hours of the morn, which normally results in:
Burping through your nose
Laughing repeatedly for 15 minutes straight
Making strange sound effects
Licking phones and frog Beanie Babies when Orlando Bloom is sighted on the TV Guide Channel.
Lennon and I had a 2+1+1=3 this morning that lasted for an hour or more.
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The Gaming industry's version of "Chinese Democracy"
Man 1: When is the fucking Starcraft 2 Release Date gonna be?
Man 2: I dunno! Maybe it will be like Chinese Democracy, which might mean never?!
Man 3: You retard! Chinese Democracy IS out already in stores so there's still hope Starcraft 2 will come out somehow! Its not a matter of if BUT when!
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