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Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.
"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"
kilos of cocaine
No clothes in the closet, it's all birds
No sneakers in the sneaker box, it's all birds
No luggage in the trunk, man, it's all birds
The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......
Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha
Bird blood is the ultimate form of bird.....it is the bird god of murder
When you have run out of words to say or the conversation could use some spice just say BIRD BLOOD in a screech and you will be recognized as the bird god of murder
A pervert because it gives the impression of them as they arelly are, someone who loves sex and pleasure and most people and is an all around nice person. They reject society's values because they know there stupid and as a result can have amazing sexual aventures and people in the know wish they were them.
He's a purr bird.
A girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning.
Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.
John: "How was your night?"
Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"
John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"
Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"
When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten
"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"