Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.
"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."
The meaning is when someone is laughing uncontrollably something
Ryan: insert something funny here
Stephanie: IM DEAD LMAOOO
I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny
The diet dying light, Who do you voodoo, a 2011 made fun game, and also made an infamous trailer. Also not even related with the trailer, but overall a good game.
Guy: Hey, have you heard about Dead Island? It has some good zombie killing weapons!
A Biased Idiot: LOL YOU ACTUALLY LIKE STUJPID ZOMOBYEIE GAMEMES!??!?!?!LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLO YOU WILL NEVER SUC-*Gets ran over by the Dead Island Ram zombie*
the week after the actual dead week (full of end of chapter tests and projects) because you were too busy and occupied to feel dead
The exams during dead week aren't as deadly as all the stress that had accumulated but not relieved from the past week.
November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.
We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.