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Capital G God is a distinction for the Judeo Christian god. It’s used when there’s a conversation about multiple deities or religions to avoid any confusion.
Me: the Olympian gods have done some messed up stuff. Oh crap... I shouldn’t have said that. I’m about to get hit by lightning.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.
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Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
The cheese grater god is Godly
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God looked down at our presence and smiled an emotionless smile that read, "send help pls". After that, he shot himself still emotionless. God is free now and I honestly don't know if angels can fucking die.
Some faggot: *insert Cory In the house anime.* 👌
Faggot #2: We killed god.
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Children of God do not stand down and push through any obstacle.
(C.O.G.)Children of God do not play so don't test them dumbfuck.
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Brian May of Queen performed his famous God Save The Queen guitar solo from the roof of Buckingham Palace.
Brian May of Queen performed his famous God Save The Queen guitar solo from the roof of Buckingham Palace.
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When one partner takes the inner part of their elbow and use to jack off their partner.
My girlfriend gave me a Norwegian guitar god last night it scabbed my dick.
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A: What's that awful smell.
B: God's silent whisper.
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